Innocent English has a hillarious collection of mistakes found in church bulletins. Some of these are absolutely butt-gusting:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our
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